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“How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town” Review

How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town: Directed by Jeremy LaLonde. With Jewel Staite, Ennis Esmer, Lauren Lee Smith, Katharine Isabelle. When “town slut” turned sex columnist Cassie Cranston returns for her mother’s funeral it spices things up in the small town of Beaver’s Ridge when a group of eccentric town folk, each with their own motives, convince her to plan an orgy.

I think this is the first time that I’ve seen Jewel Staite in the leading role of a movie, kinda wish we could see more of her, other than her time on Firefly then Stargate Atlantis, I’m pressed to remember off the top of my head if I’ve seen her anywhere else. She’s listed as an EP on the film, so perhaps this was a case of “if no one’s giving you the roles you want, make it happen yourself”, which if that’s the case I applaud the effort. The movie here has a familiar base story of a small town girl leaving her small town with their small ideas and only returns when forced to due to circumstances beyond her control. Her arrival back home causes minor issues with the old friends of her family and she’s challenged by an old bully to organize and plan an orgy. That’s about where the fantasy elements come in, but thanks to how it all plays out, we can safely ignore that any normal person would take that challenge and stick it up the challenger’s challenge hole.

There’s a few great moments in the film including a hot pregnant woman trying to get her water to break, a hot bff that has a seemingly endless lingerie wardrobe, and a parable about monkeys beating the living hell out of each other, but I’ll leave you to discover those for when you watch.

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