Directed by Brendan Steere. With Alyssa Kempinski, Greg Cohan, Claire Hsu, Aurelio Voltaire. After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

This is a classic low budget fantasy science fiction film that knows what it’s working with and works it as best it can.

Two choice quotes to get you interested:

“Surprisingly little demand for lawyer hooker doctors.”

“i fought some ninjas last night, maybe they followed me home”

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The VelociPastor originally appeared on Adam Selvidge’s Website on January 25, 2020.